Chuckle of the Week
Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year old
girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he
helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed
3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first
place. Smack him again."
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To: Athletics Department
RE: Football Lineups
In order to keep the school from receiving negative nationwide publicity there are some new rules regarding how the players can line up, or sit.
Please, in the future check the names on the back of the jerseys before lining up.
Sometimes a statement can be made that the university would prefer to not see in the national media.