Wisdom from Polonius
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made."
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
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