Chuckle of the Week: How to Hug a Baby

ATTENTION  ALL DOGS!!!
THE  FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO  KNOW?

Instructions  for properly hugging a baby:
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Step 1

Locate a baby.

Step 2

Be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.

If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.

Step 3

You will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.

Note: The added slobber  should help in making Step 4 easier.

Step 4
(aka, The Paw Slide)

Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible  close-up.

Step 5

If a camera is present, you will need to  execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and  lean" so as to achieve the best photo  quality.


If this is properly done, it will secure you a  warm,  dry, climate - controlled environment for the rest of your  life.