Off to See the Wizard!
get caught up in
tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald
find the Great Wizard.
What brings the 4 of you before the
great Wizard of Oz?
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
I've come for some courage.
No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
Well, I think I need a heart.
says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?
Up stepped Dubya and said,
I'm told by the American people that
I need a
No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done.
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
Well, what do you want?
IS DOROTHY HERE?
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