Chuckle of the Week
Holiday Personality Disorders
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder ---
We Three Queens Disoriented Are
I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder ---
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Full Personality Disorder ---
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
Agor aphobia ---
I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
Senile Dementia ---
Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder ---
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder ---
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
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Harvard Square Commentary, December 18, 2006