Chuckle Extra: Finally! A Solution to the War in Iraq

 

 

The Pentagon announced the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

 

 

These mostly Southern boys will be dropped into Iraq and will be given only the following facts about terrorists:

 

     The season opened today.

     There is no limit.

     They taste just like chicken.

     They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

     They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


The Pentagon expects the problem in
Iraq to be over by Friday.

 

Applications are available at your local

Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.

 

 

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Harvard Square Commentary, January 15, 2007