Finally! A Solution to the War in
The Pentagon announced the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
Southern boys will be dropped into
· The season opened today.
· There is no limit.
· They taste just like chicken.
· They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
· They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in
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