Traffic sign in Orange Harbor, Florida Mobile Home Park
Slow, Grandparents at Play
Remember the waterfront shack with the sign FRESH FISH SOLD HERE. Of course it’s fresh, we’re on the ocean. Of course it’s for sale, we’re not giving it away. Of course it’s here, otherwise the sign would be someplace else. The final sign: FISH.
Sign on the Wall of General Motors Research Laboratory
The problem when solved will be simple.
Intolerance is the “Do Not Touch” sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but we will not tolerate any familiarity with the toupee which covers our baldness.