HARVARD SQUARE COMMENTARY
October 29, 2007
Chuckle of the Week
It's All About Age
Games for Older Citizens:
- Sag, You're It
- Hide and Go Pee
- 20 Questions Shouted into Your Good Ear
- Kick the Bucket
- Musical Recliners
- Simon Says Something Incoherent
- Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
Signs of Menopause:
- You sell your home's heating system at a yard sale.
- You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
- You change your underwear after a sneeze.
Old Is When:
- Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
- You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
- Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
- Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
- An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
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