HARVARD SQUARE COMMENTARY

October 29, 2007
Chuckle of the Week

It's All About Age


Games for Older Citizens:

  • Sag, You're It
  • Hide and Go Pee
  • 20 Questions Shouted into Your Good Ear
  • Kick the Bucket
  • Musical Recliners
  • Simon Says Something Incoherent
  • Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy

Signs of Menopause:

  • You sell your home's heating system at a yard sale.
  • You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
  • You change your underwear after a sneeze.

Old Is When:

  • Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
  • You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
  • Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
  • Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
  • An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!


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