HARVARD SQUARE COMMENTARY

November 12, 2007
Chuckle of the Week

Ruminating Surgeons


Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to on which to operate.

The first surgeon from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second from Chicago responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!  Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon from Dallas says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon from Los Angeles chimes in, "You know. I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon from Washington, DC, shut them all up. "By far, politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."


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