HARVARD SQUARE COMMENTARY

May 12, 2008
Chuckle of the Week

Redneck Security System


HOW TO INSTALL YOUR OWN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

  • Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's Used size 14-16 work boots.
  • Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
  • Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and Magazines.
  • Leave a note on your door that reads...

Hey Bubba -
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back soon.
Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to
tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
Cooter


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