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September 22, 2008
Chuckle of the Week

Elephant Jokes
From: Fr. Sean's Elephant jokes!


Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes?
  • Because the white ones always get dirty.

Why do elephants float in the river upside-down?
  • To keep their blue tennis shoes from getting wet.

Why do ducks have flat feet?
  • For stamping out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
  • For stamping out flaming ducks.

Why do giraffes have long necks?
  • For spitting on burning elephants.

How are an elephant and a banana just alike?
  • They are both yellow . . . . uh . . . . except for the elephant, of course.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?
  • Look! A herd of elephants coming over the hill!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants wearing sunglasses coming over the hill?
  • Nothing. He didn't recognize them.

What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?
  • Look! A bunch of bananas coming over the hill! (Jane was color-blind.)

How do you get three elephants in a taxi?
  • One in the front next to the driver, and two in the back.

How do you know there is an elephant in your house?
  • There's a taxi outside with two impatient elephants.

Why are elephants large, grey, and wrinkled?
  • Because if they were small, white, and smooth they would be aspirins.


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