HARVARD SQUARE COMMENTARY

October 20, 2008
Chuckle of the Week

Investment Tips



For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers:

  • Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

  • PolygramRecords, Warner Brothers, and ZestaCrackers join forces and become Poly-Warner Cracker.

  • 3M will merge with Goodyear and become MMMGood.

  • ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become ZipAudiDoDa.

  • FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become FedUP.

  • Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honeychild.

  • Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become PouponPants.

  • Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become Knott NOW!

  • Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name, Titty Titty Bang Bang.


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